Adegan yang tak sanggup dilihat (Part II)

Kalau aku jual lelong semua ni, ada ke orang yang nak beli?

Hmm, agak2 cukup tak buat tambang balik rumah ni?

P/s: Lawak ini dibawakan khas oleh My Twisted Mind! Tq.

Adegan yang tak sanggup dilihat..(Part I)

Bang, abang kat mana? (Nada suara kelam-kabut!)
Ni ha, ayah dah hilang bang!! Tadi ada...

P/s: Selalunya anak kecil yang hilang..

PanazzZZzz Pix Revisited!

The last pix is specially dedicated to manal & A.Z. dengan ucapan: Tu lah dah ajak, rugi you tak pergi....bukan selalu dpt rub shoulders (literally yo!) dgn selebriti ni (wlu tak kenal, lagi pulak nak minat- hehehe...)
To simah: Sori la ter'mengkonfiuskan you....LOL!








Salam & greetings. Dear frens&family,

After all the brouhaha over the concert featuring ratu rock *lla & gelek mas *dayu (front page news- siap depa nak demo bantah nih!), it’s only appropriate for me to come out & show some support for ‘hiburan alternative’ organized/presented by the people in Pakatan Rakyat states.

So, during the recent night of Konsert *mal Malam K*senian *slam, we had dikir barat by Kump M*rpati Putih (tok jogho best2 belaka - bgegar stage!), H*jjaz & anak didik- el Hikmah and most touted, Us. Akh*l Hayy.

I’m not a hypocrite ok, I listen to not only nasyids @IK*M.fm by the likes of r*bbani, r*ihan & etc (never heard of akh*l hayy as femes -USTIS (UStaz + arTIS)according to AZ- before this) and also latest ‘jingles’ by one republic, jason mraz (hehehe!)…alongside Klasik.fm’s offerings.

I’m not even a groupie with backstage passes but I’m a pushover really – ‘Somebody’ made me do it, not that I had want to…(but then, nobody could push me to do something which I don’t really, really want to). Alang-alang it’s my camera pun kan & thus…

Anyhow, thank you, YOU & YOU, for responding to my provocation. Hehehe...
P/s: Ada yang (siapakah itu?) siap called me, "Rad, is that YOUR BOYFREN????!!! Hensemnyer......" Wakakaka!!

1. Cheh...ingat gosip apa td???*%#??...Panassss.....hahah...

2. hah, takheran... super imposed tuh....
anyway, betoi ke dia kawin ngan wah**da? (rad: kalau takde angin masakan pokok bergoyang…jeng3x! tara tau beb..)

3. Domi cinta kao sanggup redah bala yo….
Den doakan jo la dari jauh ni…..

4. Wei Rad, u pegi mana ni, dpt bergambar ngn ustaz tu???
mmg hot!!!!

5. awak saja potong2 nie.....
Tapi mata ustaz tu dah naik merah kat tengah2.
Entah-entah itu hantu. siap awak. dia ikut sampai dalam bilik....jen...je..jeng....

6. Woi, woi, apa nie bergambar dengan lelaki nie, bahaya betul...
Kak mae, doa kan la kak rad nie supaya kembali ke pangkal jalan...huhuhuhu

Regards,
-rad-

Note: Ekceli, mende biasa je nih klu org lain yg buat tp bila rad (if you really know me) yg buat mcm pelik ah....
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Thesis??? *Sob!Sob!* Ah-kak insaf & sedar diri makcik oi.....tapi kasi chan lah release tension sikit kan? Udah asyik makan, minum, mandi & tidor pun mimpi/ingat thesis - stress tahap gaban wooo...

PanazZzZZZZZZZ pix!!!! (send out email)

Dear all,

Hot gossip item nihh!!!

What they(YOU) might be thinking:

Geng seangkatan (single&available): Aiseyman, rugi den tak join rad malam tadi..... (Ehem! Quota masih ada dua kosong tuuuu! Wakakaka!!!!)

Those who know me: Buang tebiat ko orang tuo ni...tak pun ado wayar kepalo dah putus! Tak ponah dibuek... (maklum lah stress dah tahap gaban kan!)

Simah: Siapa itu? Tara kenal beb! Kat turkey mana nak fofular....

Family: Oh-ho...ini kojo kau ghopenya ye....tesis udah siap?

Young-Hosmates: Jeles nyeeerrrrrr...... (Ni lah akibatnya bila bergaul dengan budak2 muda ye!)

Regards,
Rad

Short Sketch & 'Munga'

Ubat Stress

Note: From online resources.
....
Dude: u tak rasa teringin nak baby ke
Dude: :-)
Anda2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anda2: Apa punya soklan daaa.....
Dude: kenapa gelak besar
Dude: ok2
Dude: ....
Anda2: I bukan gelakkan u - I gelakkan diri sendiri ok
Dude: I nak baby
Anda2: I pun nak jugak lah
Dude: oklah
Dude: :-)
Anda2: So sape yg nak kena pregnant nanti ni?
Dude: I
Dude: HAHAAHAHAAAA
Dude: I DAH GILE NI
Dude: HEHEH
Anda2: Hahahahahaha....jaga2 u, mlm ni tido pagi esok bgn sure dah boncit!
Dude: HAHAHAHA
Dude: I GELAK PECAH PERUT NI
....

Oh, by the way - Dude is an XY while Anda2 is an XX.

We’re what we eat

Cross-Continent Lawak
D: Wak bangun tgk bulan. I pun tgh tgk bulan. Mesti bulan yg sama kan.
A: I dah tgok luar, xde pn bulannya? Er, jerubu? Cis xpernah dbuat org bgn tido cari bulan!!!

Further deductive investigation revealed that the supposedly seen-shining moon was in fact the light of a crane from a nearby building under construction. Wakakakakaka!!!!!!

Baca Doa
I was in the most sombre mood yesterday for the most sombre occasion – the passing away of my SIL#1’s mother (Al-Fatihah). Our family are closely inter-link such that when mak overnighted in town recently I brought her to my Ah Long’s house to meet my SIL#1’s mak. There, in front of me, both mothers sat side by side & chat nicely (while I listen & ate mostly) – that’s my last memory of her.

But really, I couldn’t help myself from smiling inside for this is what happened yesterday:

Immediately upon arriving at the rumah pusaka (she passed away at her youngest’s place just nearby), me, SIL#3a (coz ada #3b hehehe!) and bro sat down near the jenazah & joined others in reciting the Yaasin & tahlil for her.

Other visitors come & go after reciting their doas but me & SIL#3a decided to stay around & joined a group of ladies from the neighbourhood (pakaian sedondon, must be the kumpulan marhaban or mengaji surau lah) for a second round of Yaasin & tahlil.

Everything went on smoothly til the last part – reciting the final main doa. The leader of the ladies gang looked around & saw that there’re TWO guys around. So in deference of male superiority, she conceded her power by willingly asked the elder guy to recite the doa. He pointed to his bare eyes & then the Yaasin booklet so we were made to understand that he was unable to read the writings without his spectacles. Ok, so then the baton was passed to the next best alternative – a younger guy of about 40ish. Seeing that all the ladies were already ‘menadah tangan untuk berdoa’ he (has no alternative but) graciously lead the way by reciting the doas. Oh, how he stumbled & grappled... How do we know? Coz everybody followed through the reading by looking at our respective copies so as to ‘tambah khusyuk’ (& at the same time belajar sama2). The group leader pitied him so much so she passed her own copy of Yaasin to him –kononnya bigger writing, lagi senang baca la kan!! I dare not catch the eyes of my SIL or others coz I was trying very hard not to smile broadly…hehehe..Ini kes jarang baca Yaasin/Quran lah ni…belum lagi kes kena suruh baca doa selamat or kesyukuran (hafal?) ke!!

Take home lesson for today: Guys, nak wat lagu mana lagi, dah uols lelaki confirmed lah kena jadi ketua/imam – so you know lah what to do….

Kurangkan gula dalam minuman
Tambahkan manis dalam senyuman
BIL#1 has had his two toes taken off on late Tuesday evening (diabetes). I helped his only boy (F5) with the ‘burial’ of that part of his body immediately after maghrib that night. It was scary…I mean for the thought of having parts of your body chopped off like that – and if he’s not being careful (as in berpantang makan segala, ubah lifestyle) after this, more will follow…Na’uzubillah! He’s still warded due to complication with his kidney. Pray that he’ll get better soon..

Lesson for you & me: We’re what we eat. Makan untuk hidup bukan hidup untuk makan. Kalau lah xinsaf jugak….(I’ve the gory pix to share!!!)

Extra note: (Aside from pengaruh keturunan for kencing manis) The guy whose bed right in front of BIL also had his toes (first only one, then two…) taken off. According to his sister, the family has no record of whomever with kencing manis. But he worked as lorry driver for long haul so he used to consume lotsa carbonated drinks to keep awake while driving.