SMSes on Election:
N*jb was giving a campaign speech in Pendang, an opposition stronghold in Kedah. He was irritated by a man at the back row seat who kept saying, “saya org P*S..! N*jib asked, “Saya nak tanya mengapa sdra org P*S..?” The man replied, “Tok saya org P*S, ayah saya org P*S, jadi saya org P*S..! N*jib asked again, “Jika ditakdirkan tok sdra org utan & ayah sdra pun org utan, jadi sdra org apa? Lelaki itu cepat menjawab, “Mestilah org U*NO..!!
Niat mengundi tahun ini ialah, “Sahaja aku ikut BARISAN utk naik ROKET dan pangkah BULAN krn KEADILAN”. Ameennn….
BTW, why would we be surprised with whatever they did? That is how the weaker opposition-in-power (perang saraf dah bermula) compete in any battle that they’ve expected to lose (morally). Forget about fighting with credibility, honour and integrity – instead be more cunning than ever. Dasar pengecut, bacul!
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Mak is so clever!
As I was driving mak back home after the p.tani in town, she said, “Tengok tu ha, bokoping2 duit meghah gugur…As we’re talking just before that about various issues regarding f*lda, election and others, I wasn’t so quick to understand her meaning. Thus, I surreptitiously looked around – yelah, manalah tau kot2 ada kereta or motosikal yg lalu atas jalan & tercicir berkeping2 RM10 notes kan. Then only I realised, “La, mak cakap pasal daun getah gugur ghupo eh..” Metaphor tu…sekarang ni musim daun getah gugur, kering berwarna merah kekuningan. Lepas ni musim pucuk daun keluar, masa itulah susu getah berkurangan –kena beringat dari sekarang.
Mak again
It was my intention to go back home last weekend to ‘campaign’ (I would say succesfully) to mak and KT. After all, KT is the one who said no to voting in the coming election due to the trouble she has to go through – she has to drive to town more than an hour away simply to put a cross on the ballot paper. It seems that I underestimate mak, “Omak dah limo-boleh tahun pangkah …” Wah! Cayalah mak…So, this time around is going to be her forth (BTW, she’s old enough to be around since the first election)! But she portrays herself differently –maybe I thought she’s like my late ayah – well, ayah was the one who without fail, paid the U*NO membership fees for both. So, I did my part – easy lah, just show the stuff from internet, pix say a thousand words and all. Mak warned us (me and KT), cakap tu biarlah perlahan2, jgn heboh (takut na dia klu orang tau!). Yelah, hidup di kampung – e.g. there’s allocation of funds for Warga Emas and Ibu Tunggal/Balu. Kawan2 mak ramai yg balu and actively involved in GPW aka U*NO. So, they received that allocation which come by the way from f*lda! No Sir, not from the U*NO coffers. Mak isn’t that hard up (for that kind of pittance - compared to what N*jib said, org Felda easily earn RM4K a month nowadays...) but see lah how they discriminate based on political affiliation. Itu depa taktau lagi mak pangkah apa (konon).
Why should we be surprised eh? Ini semua taktik lama depa lah…see lah what happen to K’tan and everywhere.
N*jib is so hard up for support from f*lda settlers. He promised this, he promised that… Yes, Tun R*zak was the one who came up with the idea for f*lda. But what did this fella know? There are so much corruption happening at the grassroot level – pegawai2 berlagak & bermaharajalela (ala zaman kolonial - kalau depa yg carikan orang sebg coolie utk menoreh your ladang, they’re entitled to a ‘small’ monthly share, dah ada quarters boleh pulak bina rumah lain untuk imported-coolies mereka), beria2 suruh buat buku bank tapi masih lagi sesak beratur utk ambik duit, duit keceriaan kawasan dah potong tiap2 bulan (extra nih konon utk rubbish collection) tapi tongnya belum nampak (apa pun tarak!), akaun kira2 tidak jelas, potongan wang bulanan selalu dibuat tak kira sama ada peneroka tu dapat baja ke tak, ambik hutang ke tak dan macam2 lagi. Dulu bolehlah nak kelentong peneroka yang taktau apa2....
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Why would ppl say things to me like:
My advisor: You ni nakal lah…???
My frend(s): You ni lawak la…???
New fren: …imagine u ni penuh aksi2 humor..???
I don’t see myself that way – for me I’m the most serious person ever, strongly opinionated & hard-headed. BTW, we’re usually talking/smsing/emailing about serious stuffs like the election, the T and such la.
N*jb was giving a campaign speech in Pendang, an opposition stronghold in Kedah. He was irritated by a man at the back row seat who kept saying, “saya org P*S..! N*jib asked, “Saya nak tanya mengapa sdra org P*S..?” The man replied, “Tok saya org P*S, ayah saya org P*S, jadi saya org P*S..! N*jib asked again, “Jika ditakdirkan tok sdra org utan & ayah sdra pun org utan, jadi sdra org apa? Lelaki itu cepat menjawab, “Mestilah org U*NO..!!
Niat mengundi tahun ini ialah, “Sahaja aku ikut BARISAN utk naik ROKET dan pangkah BULAN krn KEADILAN”. Ameennn….
BTW, why would we be surprised with whatever they did? That is how the weaker opposition-in-power (perang saraf dah bermula) compete in any battle that they’ve expected to lose (morally). Forget about fighting with credibility, honour and integrity – instead be more cunning than ever. Dasar pengecut, bacul!
___
Mak is so clever!
As I was driving mak back home after the p.tani in town, she said, “Tengok tu ha, bokoping2 duit meghah gugur…As we’re talking just before that about various issues regarding f*lda, election and others, I wasn’t so quick to understand her meaning. Thus, I surreptitiously looked around – yelah, manalah tau kot2 ada kereta or motosikal yg lalu atas jalan & tercicir berkeping2 RM10 notes kan. Then only I realised, “La, mak cakap pasal daun getah gugur ghupo eh..” Metaphor tu…sekarang ni musim daun getah gugur, kering berwarna merah kekuningan. Lepas ni musim pucuk daun keluar, masa itulah susu getah berkurangan –kena beringat dari sekarang.
Mak again
It was my intention to go back home last weekend to ‘campaign’ (I would say succesfully) to mak and KT. After all, KT is the one who said no to voting in the coming election due to the trouble she has to go through – she has to drive to town more than an hour away simply to put a cross on the ballot paper. It seems that I underestimate mak, “Omak dah limo-boleh tahun pangkah …” Wah! Cayalah mak…So, this time around is going to be her forth (BTW, she’s old enough to be around since the first election)! But she portrays herself differently –maybe I thought she’s like my late ayah – well, ayah was the one who without fail, paid the U*NO membership fees for both. So, I did my part – easy lah, just show the stuff from internet, pix say a thousand words and all. Mak warned us (me and KT), cakap tu biarlah perlahan2, jgn heboh (takut na dia klu orang tau!). Yelah, hidup di kampung – e.g. there’s allocation of funds for Warga Emas and Ibu Tunggal/Balu. Kawan2 mak ramai yg balu and actively involved in GPW aka U*NO. So, they received that allocation which come by the way from f*lda! No Sir, not from the U*NO coffers. Mak isn’t that hard up (for that kind of pittance - compared to what N*jib said, org Felda easily earn RM4K a month nowadays...) but see lah how they discriminate based on political affiliation. Itu depa taktau lagi mak pangkah apa (konon).
Why should we be surprised eh? Ini semua taktik lama depa lah…see lah what happen to K’tan and everywhere.
N*jib is so hard up for support from f*lda settlers. He promised this, he promised that… Yes, Tun R*zak was the one who came up with the idea for f*lda. But what did this fella know? There are so much corruption happening at the grassroot level – pegawai2 berlagak & bermaharajalela (ala zaman kolonial - kalau depa yg carikan orang sebg coolie utk menoreh your ladang, they’re entitled to a ‘small’ monthly share, dah ada quarters boleh pulak bina rumah lain untuk imported-coolies mereka), beria2 suruh buat buku bank tapi masih lagi sesak beratur utk ambik duit, duit keceriaan kawasan dah potong tiap2 bulan (extra nih konon utk rubbish collection) tapi tongnya belum nampak (apa pun tarak!), akaun kira2 tidak jelas, potongan wang bulanan selalu dibuat tak kira sama ada peneroka tu dapat baja ke tak, ambik hutang ke tak dan macam2 lagi. Dulu bolehlah nak kelentong peneroka yang taktau apa2....
___
Why would ppl say things to me like:
My advisor: You ni nakal lah…???
My frend(s): You ni lawak la…???
New fren: …imagine u ni penuh aksi2 humor..???
I don’t see myself that way – for me I’m the most serious person ever, strongly opinionated & hard-headed. BTW, we’re usually talking/smsing/emailing about serious stuffs like the election, the T and such la.
3 comments:
'the most serious person ever' - waaaa, takuuttt!!!! I'm sure they mean it in the best way possible. That means, you are balanced la kot... Hehe, memandai je aku nih! Keep well! Sorry lama tak tinggalkan jejak.
D,
If you me by now - hehehe...i always exaggerate one...
I'm glad you're keeping well - no worry abt tgalkan jejak - we've so much of other stuffs to catch up with so jz read is more than enuf!
Erratum: "If u know me by now....you'll never, never will.."
If Im not mistaken this a popular song back in 70s?
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