Oh God, I really try to quit blogging..
But then I realised there’s no other place that allow me to rant & rave to my heart desire.
Let’s back track to the moment when the stupid idea came to my head. Sometime last week, novice-me decided to tamper with blogger’s current setting & layout to the extent of downloading a new & totally awesome (really!) nature-scene theme. By the time I learnt from try&error method & read the Help section- with theme's instructions such as ‘if you delete this the sky will fall on your head’, ‘don't touch that line either’ etc., I’ve managed to accidently delete all my links, saved the wrong template & whatnots. Arghhh!! (need to relink again - will take some time though..)
Then, there’s a fren’s disturbing reply to my email: Ngko ni ada masa lagi nak main2 (regarding fri*ndster, fac*book, mult*ply, h*5, n*tlog & seantero dengannya)? Tsis udah siap? Dusyum!! That goes straight to the heart of the matter…bisa sekali beb!
There’s also the fact that few of the people that I know (like in real life vs alternate life- if such thing exist) are now reading this nonsense that I wrote. Segan maa…
Caveat: It’s my prerogative to exaggerate things so don’t believe in everything you read here so as to represent the real me. The econometric’s principles of unbiasedness (tidak pincang), consistency (ketekalan) & invariability (not sure this one lah) can all be thrown out of the window!!
In the interest of being fair & with great respect to my blogfriends (d-Friendship wrote a detailed entry on blogfriends, indirectly pointing out the many benefits of blogging) & my inner piece of mind – so here I am- back after not even a week!
But fret not. T always comes first...
Three Stooges (a real spy-thriller-haunting-ghosts story)
On a dark moonless night recently, the three stooges (including agent rad) met at the prearranged rendezvous place with a common aim in mind. One was assigned as the spokeperson to represent the common interest of the party, another was the one who gathered the sensitive background information while I was the unlucky designated driver. Everyone came well prepared with the requisite ‘weaponry’.
After waiting for the exact time when the earth, jupiter, venus, & not-seen-moon were aligned, off we went on our short journey…Somehow, as it never happen lately, the engine died when I started to reverse the car – was is an omen? Jeng3x!
When we arrived at the place – a change of location at the very last minute….agent rad switched off the car engine & all lights & thus we waited in the dark…for our turn.
Suddenly we heard...
(next part is too sensitive to be devolved here – sorry!)
P/s: I dare not said that our missions are accomplished yet – just wait & see lah how…
Balik kampung weekend
Dr.X Tee (Chinese revert kah? Tapi namo bapak takdo pulak Abdullah?) told me that I look at least 45kg! Hehehe….when actually I’m 55kg (ahkak kembang you! *see below for related issue*)! He told mak (who is 87.5kg, she’s still in denial), “Makcik, kena turun sampai 60kg ni!” Mak said, “Camano nak tahan makan doktor…”
Oh said he who is so young & doctorish – at 40yo, “Saya ni ha, dah xselera makan – muak dah pandang ayam, ikan semuo tu. Makcik dah lobih 70 tahun idup, takkan tak pueh2 laie (Ouch! Pedih sungguh!)?”
While waiting outside, mak slyly told (warning ka?) me, “Doktor tu dah kawin duo, ado sorang yg jago kaunter tu ha…” Yes mak, point taken.
BTW, alhamdulillah mak's sakit lutut wasn’t as serious as needing another TKR. Looks like instead of sakit sendi, she’s having a radang urat aje. Aside from reducing her weight (yeah, dream on), she needs to berpantang segala makanan yang berangin like segala jenis kekacang dari sayur ke buahnya, segala ubi2 like labu, fruits like durian – even jering & petai pun. Mak said, “Durian baru berbungo kek kampong tu ha…camano tak makan?”
When we went for makan2 @ a relative’s stall – we’re informed of cases where the persons in-charge of the clinic’s counter had been milking us (the community lah) dry for years….like RM50 charges was inflated to rm70, rm70 to rm100 etc. This malpractice was widely done not only in one clinic, but also to the extent yang jaga kaunter pun sudah kaya dgn beli rumah & kereta dengannya sebelum dikantoikan. Cis!! Lebih sudu daripada kuah…So for your next visit to the clinic, pay attention to the charges – if you’re not happy, ask to see the doc!
Why am I having obsession with weight?
See, am not the only one. Manal-What do I really, really, really want? , whom I met recently – Woohooo! We had fun talking like 2 ½ hours straight – is also working on this BMI thingie. Everyday while driving, the djs are also talking about this…exercise & keep healthy! And if you see me & mak or the rest of the family, you would understand why...
2 comments:
dear, a friend who is into running ajak i start running too. and i said something along the line of "maybe i should" and lps tu ada lak ckp - "it would be a good way to lose weight", and terus dia balas something like - "eh running is not for losing weight. we're doing it to keep our heart strong, our body fit"... adusy!
az,
For the past couple of years, I've stop running literally, jz big-walk je..Bersesuaian dgn peningkatan usia serta berat badan (itu semua alasan) maka xperlulah paksa2 badan berlari- kot2 nanti kena pulak ambulan turun ke taman! Hehehe...ada trick baru blaja - we jz need to run alternately -a short sprint- for a few minutes or meters so as to up our heartbeats to be followed by lower pace walking. Do it for a few rounds & let see lah...
Er your friend is right lah - we exercise to keep being healthy, considering our lifestyle & what we eat nowadays....losing weight is the added bonus (well, we can dream on...)
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