Apakah ciri-ciri lelaki sebagai suami (bagi saya lah)?

Notis: Permohonan adalah di buka sekarang sehingga ke suatu tarikh yang akan ditentukan kelak (God knows). But only those who fulfilled ALL characteristics need to apply. To all those wannabe match-makers, kindly take notes too. Your cooperation is kindly appreciated.

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Opps! I’m not that ‘crazy’ yet (regarding the above matter)…LOL
Juz the other day during our supposedly power-breakfast meeting, the most junior of us (I’m the oldest in term of age & seniority *sigh*, the other isn’t even supposed to be around locally since she’s on study leave obersi (with the hubby left behind which explained lotsa things), while another one was juz granted full-time study leave starting next month) said,
“Akak tau tak makna Ph*D tu apa?”
Ha, apanya?
“Permanent head damage tau!”

Hell-oooooooo….ahkak lagi dulu hidup wokey…takat mende tu lama dah tau! (So what if I’m a lil’ bit jobo here - I’ve got even a long list of what P-h-D stands for – trust me, it ain’t funny at all!)

Which remind me of my bro#2 who kindly check on me every month esp. lately since he once said, “Ado kawan ah-ngah yg jadi gilo tau lopeh buek ph*d!” (mintak dijauhkan oleh Allah)

Then, there’s another story of a guy who sat down nicely at home after submitting his hard-earned thesis at the graduate office only to never wake up again - *lookingaghast* That’s a myth, isn’t it?

But I’ve digress…what I’m saying is that I’m posting this as a tongue-in-cheek entry – InsyaAllah, I know what’s my foremost priority…but since you asked for it!