Citer2 lawak di bulan posa!

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This happened on the first day of fasting too. My brother was up and about – doing business as usual. Since it was such a hot day, he stopped by at one of the many stalls selling food and drinks by the roadside. He ordered a drink – don’t know, can be typical air tebu you know or anything else - the guy manning the stall handed him the packeted drink. He drank till the last drop. Suddenly, he remembered- “Allah! Puasa!” Heheheh!
You see, why nobody bother to correct or remind him earlier – he’s dark, really like the black sheep of the family while the rest of us are fair i.e. typically Malay’s sawo matang. Ingat Inxxa gitu!

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One of those tarawih nights at the mosque, I was really tired. Can barely open my eyes – dah tersengguk waktu solat – so I decided to stop early & go back to catch on my sleep. The rest continued with the prayers. I was really counting the moment when I get to lay down & shut my eyes when I saw that someone had parked his motorcycle right behind my parked car such that I cannot reverse out. Ini tak boleh jadi ni, anytime I’m falling asleep just like that..with that in mind I decided to simply angkat the motorcycle & put is aside-aka heret la coz I don’t know how & where the tupang is! Then only this person came to help me with look of wonder…ye la, I was really trying to angkat the motor!!
BTW, I don’t know how to ride neither bike or motorbike!

P/s: Mlm tadi ingat taknak gi masjid coz I'm alone but my hsemate tricked me into saying I'm going too...then she bailed out at the last minute- cheh!
Wah...malam pertama report - tkt bawah masjid tu more than half penuh dgn pompuan. Jeling atas - lelaki mcm kureng je...almaklumlah pompuan dah menguasai dunia!! (at least my corner of the world!)

Question. For singles like me kan - which is better? Stay at home & do the tarawih (I usually got confused this word with tawarih i.e. sejarah coz I love that book - Tawarih Dunia, text sekolah dulu2) by myself? Ye lah, bila kuar rumah tu, nak fight dpt parking dkt dgn tpt pompuan mmg payah. Pastu bercampur gaul dgn lelaki (yg tak seberapa itu). Pastu bila turun naik lalu geng2 yg lepak kat restoren bawah rmg- mcm menunjuk la pulak kan! Isy2...musykil hamba...