Q&A 101- Observations On Life

Q. What you get when you said to the hairdresser, as short as possible & make it thin?
A. A mohawk’s hair style!
Which has the advantages of using a lot less shampoo & conditioner (save money mah….& can pretend you look like Beckham – remember that advert last time), just go through with your finger for an instant combing, need less drying time, & a lighter feel for you head!

You will look ‘like a man’ though…

Q. What happen to oranges when left at room temperature (one in air-cond room as a controlling experiment) for more than 2 weeks?
A. Good news – it’s still looking good
Bad news – one of it tasted like plastic &..

No wonder my skin looks like dried up old prune…

Q. What happen when you saved a different copy of your every document – names change to accommodate the different desktop, laptop & pen-drive versions ?
A. Had a hard time determining which is which…& you had never seen this message before:
Damage to the file was so extensive that repairs were not possible.
Some data may have been lost @ corrupted.
(Arggggghhhhhh!! I may have to kill this computer again!!)

There goes your 3nights-&-days’ worth of work….you wished for the old-fashioned type-writer is the ‘in’ thing…

Q. Got any advises for people going to Serambi Mekah?
A. To shop at Pengkalan Kubur - use Jabatan punya mode of transport – sure tak kena tahan kastam punya.
Buy & buy some more…- But remember to plan ahead as for where to keep your hoard – takut last2x, berkilo2 keropok lekor jatuh atas kapla!! (True story, sakit siut!! - dari para atas seat dlm bas yg sarat dgn muatan – toto, kain baju, handbag, periuk belanga etc.) Kah3x!