Rad’s Marriage/Relationships & Consultation Bureau (I wish I cud make money out of this ‘thang’!)
Tue, 5/6/08
me: Salam. b, nak kasi tau, yday my fren yg stay @H*ntian Kjg kete kena curik!!!!
me: Huhuhuhu...ksian dia. Patah kaki dibuek eh! Yelah dah kawin tp suami jauh...moral of the story kena beringat sentiasa
b: ye ker???.....kesian die
me: Vic pulak belum dpt psg alarm lagi coz it takes time -next week maybe
b: oo ye ker???....
me: She survey dah & decided on this one company yg cost RM1500 for initial installation to be followed by rm75 monthly fee for a 3yr contract - nanti bunyi alarm tu terus sound direct kat control centre
b: ooooo...
me: And now my bro inlaw maybe nak kena ptong jari kaki pulak coz k.manis so my service is needed in s'ban to tc of the kids huhuhuhu
b: oic...
me: Yg kes vic tu - rumah ada grill complete tp si mat indo tu guna screwdriver jer utk bukak grill tingkap -wat keje time semua org xde rumah so take his own sweet time...
b: jd makcik misali la ko yek
me: Hehehe...rasa layak dah dpt PJK nih!
b: hahahahhah
b: xper..practise2
me: And now the hot newsss jeng3x!
b: sooner or later...i'Allah ko jd ibu gak kan..
me: Mat r** aka Kir** mintak ur no - amacam??????
me: Hehehe...dia tu status letak dah kawin...nak jejak kasih kot dgn u? Kwang3x!
b: hhaaaa....wat is it??
b: wah2..
b: hehehehhehehehe
me: So???
b: minat ker???
b: klakar2
me: Manalah i tau niat dia kan....
me: Camana wak?
me: Wakakakakakakakakakaka
b: hahahahahahah
b: gelak jap
b: boleh la...
b: nak jejak kasih kuttt
me: Boleh lah kasi greenlight ye? Biarlah dia yg col u...I dah sound dah, klu ada abang2 yg bujang2 bole la...hahahahahaah
b: ha....goodddd
b: hahahhahahha
me: Ok, pasni I msg si mat r** tu utk kasi ur no!
b: segan la plak
me: Apa nak segan2 (takat u dgn i? heheheh) Dia cuma nak mengeratkan ukhuwah Islam kaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn
me: Lagipun dia kata you cun gak apa! Heheheheheeh
b: mane la tau...ade stock2 lelaki baik + hensem yg die nak rekemen kan kan??
me: So, since I'll be bz dis week - u kena lah make other arrangement siap2 ye...
me: Betul2!!!! Biar ramai berkawan kita ni.....Wakakakakakaka!
b: ok la...xper...
b: u r rite
me: Ni kisah berkaitan -jiran vic yg Melayu tu bertanyakan pasal I ni single lagi ke - nak diintroducekan dgn abgnya yg masih bujang & very sporty, 'kaya' gitu! Ahaks!
b: wwwaaahhhhhhh
b: ape lagi???
b: hehehehheheh
b: kenal jer dulu..xsalah....
b: unless ko dah serius..
me: Eh, oklah gotta back to work - satgi nak turun s'ban dah. Sori eh, xdapek den nak toman-an kau minggu ni - sibuk bobona nampak eh....
me: Tunggukan panggilan mat r** ye! Wakakakakakaka
(Bakal Suami) Soalnya Hati!!
Adik (see, I told ya –we’re frens now!): Askum (Ed.: I don’t agree with the use of this word, better use ‘salam’). Apa pandangan akak. Seorg pempuan yg bakal kawin tiba2 parentnya yg uzur tiba2 dtg tinggal dgnnya? Adil tak utk bakal suaminya?
kak: Hw abt if parents bkl suami yg uzur- adil x 4 bkl isteri? Klu dah kwin bknkah makayahmu makayahku jua? Ayah kwn-knser lg 3bln (jer.. ckp doc) pas 3wk je mn’gal. Sesal tau!
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kak: Aik awat sonyap yo!? Dr *jeles @title nih* pilih calon yg ktan or perak ni? Dah bincang pjg? Dsbbkan small thgs tp bsar mknanya maka kena btolakansur dik oi!
dik: Takkan saya perlu jga parent dia kot. Ayah (arwah) saya pun tak sempat merasa gaji saya. ( Ed.: I personally think that he’s a bit immature here!)
kak: Ssah la klu bkira. Sdgkan pkawinan adalah perkongsian. U dah xde ayah dpt plk new set of parents – dpt tmpang k/syg, bbakti selagi ada hayat depa. Think again!!
dik: Saya tak berkira. Tapi rasa sedih sgt2. Entahlah. Mak dan kakak saya sendiri pun ckp tak nak tinggal dgn saya lepas kawin, tak mau ganggu anak menantu. Tapi knp pihak satu lagi x fikir cmtu?
kak: Kak pn xtau nk ckp apa. klu setkt nk tmpang senang or kikis mmg xptut. Tp klu depa susah mmg perlu dibantu. usahakan spy ada jln pnyelesaian. Soalnya hati!
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